My favorite fucked-up celebrity, Lindsay Lohan, went to court today.
Her verdict:
90 DAYS IN JAIL.
and after that,
90 DAYS of REHAB.
She must start her sentence by July 20.
WOW!
That's very harsh.
Hopefully, she'll get out early again.
(Remember a few years ago?
She only spent 83 minutes in the slammer.)
But the biggest question I have is...
Since she'll be busy for six months,
will we have to wait that long for the highly-anticipated movie MACHETE?
Her verdict:
90 DAYS IN JAIL.
and after that,
90 DAYS of REHAB.
She must start her sentence by July 20.
WOW!
That's very harsh.
Hopefully, she'll get out early again.
(Remember a few years ago?
She only spent 83 minutes in the slammer.)
But the biggest question I have is...
Since she'll be busy for six months,
will we have to wait that long for the highly-anticipated movie MACHETE?
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